Smile!

There was a very old lady who was mailing and old family bible to her brother in another part of the country. "Is there anything breakable in here?" asked the clerk."Only the ten commandments." answered the old lady.

Smile!

A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he was short of time and couldnt find a space with a meter. Then he put a note under the windshield wiper that read: "I have circled the block 10 times. If I dont park here, Ill miss my appointment. Forgive us our trespasses."
When he returned, he found a citation from a police officer along with this note"I've circled this block for 10 years. If I dont give you a ticket i'll lose my job. Lead us not into temptation".

Thought Of The Week

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. Flee from hate, mischief and jealousy. Don't bury your thoughts, put your vision to reality . Wake Up and Live!”